
U.S. star Rapinoe adds Women’s Champions League final to résumé
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What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
but it makes sense
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
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1997 leonardo can get it
I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie
2013 leonardo can get it
Leo in every year if his life can get it
but he can’t get an oscar
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M·A·C is backstage in Brazil, with a close-up of the explosive acrobatics and artistry at Corteo by Cirque du Soleil. Photos by Gustavo Scatena.
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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